Wyoming

I hate Wyoming.

I hate everything about Wyoming. Okay, okay, Yellowstone is pretty cool, but I don't believe the people ride deer, as this caution sign outside of Jackson Hole may lead one to believe.

Maybe I'm just bitter about driving the better part of a day up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down and sloooooooooooooooowly across the state on my way to invade the north country.

At least there were plenty of antelope to see as we crossed that wasteland.